Originally Posted by
spacemanz
Manly men don't need derailleurs. We just reach down & move the chain with our bare hands. And we don't stop pedaling either, unless we're going uphill.
Don't mind me, I'm just silly sometimes. Life's more fun that way.
Many men spit on their chains to lube them too. Smoker's chains tend to last longer because of the nicotine laced pleghm they tend to hack out of their system......