But seriously folks, my old bike had one and it came with a frame pump that was supported with it, all was good. My current bike (new to me but an '80s model) doesn't have one but I'd like to have a frame pump for it. Are there frame pumps that don't need a nipple to stay up (oh, I can see someone having a go at this one) or are there add-on nipples (or strap-ons if you want to more incentive for joking)?