Originally Posted by merkong

You can actually take this a step further... On certain days, preferably when the temperatures are slightly below normal but warmer than the previous day and yet cooler than the projected low/high for the next day, you leave your mount and approach them slowly. Because geese do not understand human language, you need to bridge the communication gap and the most effective way is to try to replicate the deep throaty purr of a large housecat. Geese and cats are natural associates and this, over time, will allow you into their confidence. Once established as a non-threat you can begin the relatively simple task of explaining to them about the dangers to themselves and others when loping slowly across the MUP. Like the *hissing* described in an earlier post, you can "speak" to the geese in a very "breathy" tone where, believe it or not, Pig Latin appears readily understood. Be careful though, you might find that you enjoy spending time with our feathered friends but certainly this will erradicate your geese "problem". I've had such luck with these methods I've actually trained the geese I encounter to keep clear of the MUP, only to surface, surround any rider on a recumbant bike and do the Harlem Shake. It's hilarious.