(moved to Pub51 by yours truly)

Cat Needs a New Home:



One o’clock in the morning bedroom door-scratching, two o’clock in the morning door-scratching, three o’clock in the morning door-scratching, scamper across the bedroom floor to escape from your bareass chasing self cuz he knows you’re pissed off-ing, getting tackled just short of under the bed-ing, getting his annoying self literally thrown in the utility room-ing, lazy good for nothing housecat.