Originally Posted by
qcpmsame
My favorite question is as I am pushing my bike up to a door or a bike rack, dressed in kit or, at least my shoes, and someone walking by asks "You ride that bike here?" I always want to say "No, I always carry it with me to a meeting in case I need a seat that I can roll around on." As Jeff Foxworthy said, "Here's your sign"
Bill
I also do some fishing. I wish I had a buck for every time that, as I got my gear together, and got into my waders, some older gent would walk by and ask, "Gonna do some fishin'?".
Once, I told a guy, "No, actually I'm casing a bank for a robbery and this is part of my cover".
Most of us should be old enough to remember the piece that ran from time to time in Mad Magazine, "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions".
