Makes you wonder what people did a generation or two ago, before they had all these specialty bikes for every conceivable minute difference in riding environment/style....

Hard to believe...but we used to just get a bike...and ride! The same bike worked for around town; jumping ramps; trails in the woods; road trips.... [Hmm...maybe that's it- forget all these fancy-schmancy bikes, and return to the old banana-seat 20"-tire high-tensile steel bikes we had as kids! They could do it ALL!]

Or maybe stick a same-secks transgender bar on our road bikes [Can't say "sissy bar" anymore....]