Polka dot panniers? I approve, especially if they were cheap. There's always fabric dye if you felt the need...
But this thread delivers! Really inspiring stuff. I almost wish I was working in the office tomorrow in order to commute in.
...almost...
OP, Don't worry about what you look like on a road bike. I'm a Clyde as well (6'3", 290) and I ride a road bike. Not as beautiful as yours, but to the same effect. I personally think the thought of me on a road bike is like a bear on a tricycle. I must make someone smile