My falls usually involve unequal parts of gravity and beer, but seldom a bicycle.

That said, last weekend, went for a ride with my oldest son to a local nature area. We stopped at pond to look for animals and when I got back on the bike and clipped in, forgot I was in a high gear, facing up hill and on very soft ground next to a pond. I fell over. Had a good laugh at myself. Son was so interested in the pond that he did not see me fall, so I have that going for me.