*I will not ride without my hi-vis retina-burning jersey.
*I have a mirrycle STI-mounted mirror- and it does not embarrass me in the least!
*I prefer a low cadence.
*I have a $300 Bikesdirect.com bike...and I'm impressed by it.
*I bought a Klein, just to see what a good bike is like...and I now rarely ride the BD, even though there is no real performance difference.
*I wear street shorts, 'cause, although I like the look of bicycle shorts, I friggin HATE the feel of spandex!
*I ride 100% solo, as I don't like people in general...and tend to like most cyclists even less!
*It's taken me a year and a half to lose 35 lbs. and I can't seem to lose the last 10, despite eating like a bird!
*I spend too much time on this forum, when I should be doing other things.
*I'm not opposed to carbon forks.