"I think the difference is those Texas girls. Famous for holding a grudge."

I dunno, I've dated a string of redheads, and they're supposedly rough in the grudge department, but no real problems. Only ex I can think of who absolutely, positively would like to leave my body parts on the porch is a Canadian. I think they're supposed to be the opposite of Texans.

Not all of my exs drop off old bike parts, tho. I'd like to believe most would if given the opportunity.