I can't help singing to myself when climbing hills. Not surprisingly, I am not popular on group rides.

I've fallen over so often in clipless pedals that I'm terminally paranoid about them and keep going back to clips and straps. I lie and say I do it to save myself time in the transitions on sprint-length triathlons, but I'm really just a wuss.

I'm browsing this forum at 12:30am because I have a dentist appointment at eight in the morning and I'm too nervous to sleep.