1. I don't own any bike clothing
2. I am scared sh**less of buying a pair of pedals and shoes
3. There must be a reason for that plastic wheel "dork disk" in the back, therefore it stays. I don't want the chain to launch into my spokes or something
4. I spend about 60% or more of my working night checking these forums out
5. I ride a trail near my house, and a lot of enthusiast elitist types ride by me and are always cool to me, despite my tshirt, plaid shorts, and cheap helmet.
6. I could care less about the "rules" I do this for me, not for what someone else should think of me
7. I like these forums, but I personally hate "bike" culture
8. I used to flip off and honk at bicyclists ALL THE TIME, not because I'm an ass but I always was scared sh**less that I would accidentally hit one someday. This has since changed.
9. I hate how CO has a large populace of bikers, but not a road structure that supports them, why have a road with no shoulder and give cars and bikes the same right of way? Than make it illegal to use the sidewalk? Our politicians are mentally deficient at best. At least leave a two foot bike lane where any said biking activities don't scare the poop out of the drivers.
10. I hate the appearance of "extras" on my bike, so I haven't quite committed to a water bottle holder, or saddle bag