I kind of wished that this thread would have had decent legs, but it's rotten at the core. Meh. Maybe it'll entertain in a few more pages.

FWIW - I love those tricky bicycle sales guys. I'd hang with them if I could ever catch up to them. Driving around their high end cars and jet-setting all around the world with the huge bankrolls of money they trick are little bike nerdly friends out of....

....oh, that's right. None of that ever happened. ...time to go play with some nipples...