My shop is right on a really popular bike route that leads to a road following the coast and sometimes when I'm sitting outside the shop eating lunch or whatever, the spandex superheros riding by all sneer at me - like I'm doing something offensive by simply being there. **** 'em.

There's one little dude who always wears a yellow jersey and feels the need to hammer really hard when he goes by. Whenever the opportunity arises, I like to yell "Go Lance!" or "You got this, Lance!" and I know he gets totally pissed.