This may get ditched or moved, but I wanted to thank all of the moderators for the job that they do. In an otherwise thankless excursion, thank you.

Thank you for not yellow carding me when I have clearly deserved it.

Thank you for the light hand you allow on the distraction threads. As pointless and trollish as they are, I appreciate your discretion in allowing them to run their course.

Thank you for the subtle steering that you provide in threads, almost always giving a gentle nudge rather than a swift kick.

Thank you for allowing some threads that have a chance of providing some value to somebody somewhere to eek out an existence until the filth outweighs the value.

And most importantly, thank you for contributing your experience as members, and not just the law. In my experience, you are all seasoned cyclists with well thought out positions on a wide range of topics. I am thankful that all of you take a turn in the paceline, and don't just follow in the judges car.

That is all.