I mean, if this was about wrestling, which it should have been, then I think Taliah would probably kick Ceya's ass. Like bad. Like Ceya on the ground wimpering, putting his hands up to his face all like, "Please stop..PPLLLEAASEEE>>yarrghh -gh"
And Taliah is all like, "NOT TILL YOU SAY UNCLE DAMNIT"
And ceya is shrieking and like "UNNNCCCLLEEEE AHHHHHHHHAHRHGHH UUNNNCCLLEE!!!!"

He claims to not be lurking, but who can resist the siren call of bf fixed gear forums... unless Ceya is on the equivalent of some kind of methadone program, like the Full House Forums, Uncle Jesse thread...