LOL @ sarcastic post.
My 26" FS is a size XL and it weighs 24.5 pounds. It has 'only' 115mm rear travel, but I'm taking it to Colorado for a week to ride in the Breckenridge / Keystone area. (It's a family vacation and that's the destination for all manner of hiking, biking & kayaking. I know there is way radder stuff to ride elsewhere in CO.)