SuckABug which is what usually happens to me while I am pulling up a long hill

Suckingwind: Verb meaning to be out of breath (usually just before SuckABug)

Pied Piper: To have the leader of the ride go down, and everyone behind him/her go down in a big pile.

Blue Ticken: What my wife tells me I am doing when I get into my blue riding shorts and jersey with my blue helmet. (I feel bad for anyone riding behind me, because that just cant be pretty