Originally Posted by
gizzsdad
My vote for funniest quote of the week!
FWIW - Lance will never "win" RAGBRAI. To win - you have get down a minimum of 30 pieces of pie and 5 pork chops on a stick.
Mr. Pork Chop's wares are sold in a paper towel. Not on a stick.
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