Well, I don't see the Tom Selleck/Magnum PI mustache listed. That's what I've had since '76. Never removed even once since then.

Beard was a seasonal thing until I was mistaken for a grandpartent because of the gray coming in to my red beard - and I was only 32 at the time!!!

And what is up with that anyway - why do blonde guys have red beards??? My Viking heritage???

I did grow a full beard a few years ago when I was asked to play 'Santa' for one of the housing developments on my mail route. I started it at Halloween and this was the result:



And no, that is not the 'real me' - I had a pillow stuffed into the costume!

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