Because it would've been found anyway. Obviously everyone here looks at eBay, and I'm sure someone else would've posted it very quickly if I hadn't. On the other hand, people around here do tend to respect The Dibs, amazingly enough (which is one reason why the SS/FG forum is awesome...most of the time), so that's why I called "dibs" on it when I posted it.

But hey, you want to go to war? I take you to war. I bury you cock-a-roaches.

(That's a joke, in case you didn't notice the tongue-in-cheekness of it all, because I'm sure someone is going to get riled up without a disclaimer. Touchy touchy.)