LOL! Just spit coffee on my computer!
I thought becoming a roadie/commuter was very much like being assimilated... without the wires and nanobots in the neck. Now if I can only get one of those sensor/detector eye-flashlights like the Borg have. Maybe Nashbar has them. Performance, perhaps?
Maybe you should have posted this in A&S. We are the Vehicular Cyclists. I am Six-Of-One, Half-A-Dozen-Of-Another. You will take the lane. Resistance is futile!
Kidding. I joke because I love.