I have to EARN the spandex, yo!
She'd look great in spandex bike shorts.... mmmmmm.... me, not so much.
Back to bugs.... I'll be riding this evening, out here in the sticks, and it's my buddy's turn to pick the route. He seems to gravitate towards fast flats, about 30 miles worth. I'm putting the over/under for adrenaline-inducing large bug strikes in the neck/head region at "2".