Man, they make that crap just a couple of miles from where I work. Love them things. Yum!

There's something about them...like crack cocaine.

I used to live maybe 3/4 of a mile from the factory. I can't tell you how often I would wake up and the whole neighborhood would reek of Junior Mints. They have what look to be stand pipes going into the building, but they're really syrup pipelines. They have big plasticine sugary stalagmites hanging from them.