Originally Posted by
street_sweeper
fanny packs are always nice.
dont they also have frame bags that are made to go from the top tube to the seat tube and are maybe 2 inches wide in the shape of a triangle?
Such a thing does exist but you'd be hard pushed to get everything the OP described into one. Unless you're about the size of Action Man, in which case you'd have trouble riding the bike in the first place.
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