A ha first laugh of the day "Ensign Will B. Deadsoon" that gave me a good one.
My helmet is super nerdy. I have a headlamp (the kind with the straps that people use in the wilderness) that I use as my bike headlight, it has a battery pack on the back so there's a coiled cord on the right side, the battery pack on the back, the thrid eye mirror, and a stick a flasher over the strap on the battery pack.
Nerd it up!!!