i have two bug stories that stand out. first, have told this before but its still funny to me. me-crossing a bridge in downtown portland, bee lands on lip and stings me. them-scout troop crossing bridge in opposite direction. me-bleep, bleep, bleep god bleeeeep. sorry kids second bug story, passing large 1/2 mile long swamp during some kind of mass may fly birth. whatever insect it was, it was so thick i had to cover my nose and mouth with a bandana. splat, splat and more splat.......