I don't know which topic to post on I guess I'll do both....

Long time ago I got off work early and instead of going home I went to the girlfriends house. I found her ex boyfriends truck in the driveway so I headed to the local drive through and bought a 12 pack. After drinking 6 of them while driving around thinking about things I decided to do a burnout wake up call in front of her house as all the lights was off. Of course as soon as I lite up the tires I saw red cherrys in my mirror. Damn cop was sitting down the street because some kids had been egging houses.

Anyways I passed every single field sobriety test they dished out to me...after I answered yes to their drinking question. Then they stood there while I went up to her house and asked for some of my clothes and **** that was at her place. I drove home then without any violation given. Maybe I was too angry to be drunk, or to scared to be drunk.... But I can bet money on it I was way over legal limit!!!


On to the Lycra..... Over at my neighbors house in her bedroom.