Well guys, I suspect some of you aren't taking this very seriously, blaming innocent monkeys, cats, porky-pines, and the like - but I can assure you that these flats are as real as they are mysterious.

Anyway, it's somewhat reassuring knowing that I am not alone...

Hey. Do you see any of these in your garage at night?
I've always been dismissive of these common garage poltergeists, (not pointy enough) but we cannot leave any stone unturned.