I knew he was gonna crack like an egg at the levee crossing! It's kinda cruelly funny! He started spinning so fast I thought his chain fell off.

But, JB, I have a pro triathalon woman friend who is aware of your hunting grounds, and she's planning a trip to NOLA soon anyway. She might just take her tri-bike and full geek regalia along for a "Joey hunt" on the weekend- I'll post a copy here if it's successful:

CHICKED! Minus 10,000 points!