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Old 08-02-13 | 06:01 AM
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Originally Posted by trackhub
In the perfect world, you would be granted the full powers of "Q" from Star Trek, for a limited period of time, say three minutes. During this time,
you could just snap your fingers, and "poof"! The trunk of his car is now packed with automatic weapons, a large stash of crystal meth, some
kiddie porn, and one or two blow up dollies. Then a call would be placed to local PD. Then, just sit back, and watch the lesson teacher try to explain
it all. An M4? Nah, you got to use your imagination here.
No need to get directly involved by making a call. Just make sure there's a bale of marijuana on the back seat floor, and then while you're at it, set his speedo to read 20 mph slow.
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