I'm relieved he didn't show the knee-cap-bone.

Had a friend mash two of his toes to jelly under a trailer tongue when the jack collapsed on his sandaled foot. First thing I knew about it was a phone text message with a picture of his foot -- he was in transit to the emergency room and thought I'd be interested. Snapped the pic and sent it along, doubtless thought it was a good idea because people in shock don't think so clearly.

"Uh, thanks, I guess..."