I was "just riding along" on my trusty rusty Univega when this guy on a hot Trek pulls up alongside me at a stop sign. We got to talking and introduced himself as Lance...forgot his last name as I was too busy telling him how much better my "uni" was than his silly Trek...well anyway we rode a ways together and once he started going on about how he was training for some ride or other all I heard was blah blah blah so I had to drop him as he was interfering with the communion of me and my uni...

I prefer the downward dog stance myself...