Originally Posted by
leicanthrope
While not really a road bike in the traditional sense, my absolute dream bike would be an old WWII German military issue bike. Personally, I'm rather torn between the versions with the hardware to carry a MG-34, and those with the rack on the front forks to carry a pair of Panzerfaust...

In the proper road bike category, I'm a bit torn. Still have more fondling of old bikes to do before I really have a firm opinion there.
And, for safety travels....this model of the Swiss army .