Originally Posted by
Seattle Forrest
Cash is barely more common than dinosaurs and dodo birds. Money is mostly electronic these days, it doesn't weigh anything.
My friend Mary is looking for a lighter-weight bike. She's about 30 years old, and about 100 pounds. She eats 1,500 calories a day and runs (not walks) to work and back. I'll pass your advice on to her.
I'm spoofing the move "Secretariat" where the jockey says he looks a lot taller to women when he is standing on his wallet.