Hey Tony, nice bike. I got three questions for you though;

1. Did you ever 'tap' alyssa milano? I know you were her TV dad, and it might be all weird and all, but she was definately legal by the end of the shows run.

2. Why didn't you just nail the grandmother, Mona? She would have been much easier than the mother on the show and you wouldn't have had all that pent up sexual frustration that was always so palpable. You could have just walked right up to her apartment and gotten it any time you wanted it. And she would have been into some crazy stuff too, if you know what I mean. You could tell she was a bit wild.

3. How did you keep yourself from hauling off and smacking that little kid in the noggin'? Man, he was annoying.

3. how do you like the headshock?