Originally Posted by
surreal
On trails, it's fun to lead the dog on a massive chase, so (hopefully) he'll end up miles from his moronic owner, who will have to scour the woods for ages just to find Fido. One time, I was lucky enough to run into (presumably) the dog's owner, who asked if I'd seen a dog. My reply: "yeah; go eff yourself."
A guy I loosely know got sick of dogs jumping up at him and putting their muddy paws over his trousers. One day he picked up a dog, threw it over a four-foot chain link fence, and told the owners that if they'd kept it under control they wouldn't be left trying to figure out how to get it back.
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