This was last week's gem...
I stopped at a stop sign a few blocks from home and after stopping, looking around for any people and cars, continued on my way. As I was continuing my pedalling, a car drove up behind me and rolled thru the stop but as he passed he yelled at me that I didn't stop at the stop sign. My policy is to ignore whatever people yell from cars because usually I can't hear them or can't decipher the obvious genius they are spewing, in this case I could hear clearly and the driver was a moron. I wave at him with my middle finger and watched him speed thru the next stop sign. Moron.