Since the "Rainbow Ironic Thing" has consistently been rated not hot by this esteemed panel, a reasonable person can only come to one conclusion, - you just haven't seen it enough.
To show I can respond to creative criticism, I have removed the limp rucksack and adjusted the seat.
I also thought that the bike could benefit from a little distance between it and the camera.
Note: "More Distance" does not qualify as creative criticism.