Tubes behaving badly?

Here I had a vision of your tubes running off to the track and gambling away the grocery money, while getting drunk and smoking cigars, then going to a motel of ill repute with some girls they met. (Who needs latex? I'm butyl, baby!)

I was terribly disappointed to find they're just flopping out of the bead.

Partial inflation works for me. Just the amount I can blow in there with my own lungs.