You need to have a T-shirt made, maybe sell it as a fundraiser for that event/charity/whatever.

In fact I can see an all-purpose T that just reads:

'I got dropped by Jens Voigt!'*

(No disrespect to the Schlecks, but Jens is the bigger name in regard to vigorous attacks, dropping competitors, etc. And simpler is nearly always better. However maybe the XXL version could contain both names.)


Update:

*That phrase is now © by Chicago Al™, all royalties payable to Chicago Al™ Enterprises Worldwide, all rights reserved.