Originally Posted by
Wilfred Laurier
i propose a new type of triathlon
discipline 1
fast biking
discipline 2
slow biking
disciplie 3
changing a flat
or maybe
floating down a lazy river in an inner tube
you could subtract the slow biking time from the fast time
and divide by time spent on the river + beers consumed
don't forget:
reverse biking
you ride in reverse and never reach your destination
dive biking
not sure where you can go with that
fish biking
after you succeeded the previous discipline on the list
(better go for the smaller fish they are better to handle)
fart biking
well... you get the picture