My commute this morning was crappy. Literally crappy. There's this one point in my commute where a couple of days ago I noticed a large pile of what looked like... well... poo. I did NOT take a good look at it, just thought someone has a large dog and no manners.

Turns out it's no dog after all. This morning there were several piles. It looked almost surreal. What's more, there was this guy standing next to one pile, pulling up his trousers. I was concentrating on avoiding the piles but after I had passed them I looked back. The guy did not even seem like a hobo, but either he had just taken a dump in the middle of the street or I was on Candid Camera. Like I said, it was surreal.

I am contacting my local police deparment today. If it turns out NOT to be a candid camera gag, the next thing I do is call my representative in the parliament to ask for increased funding for mental hospitals.

--J