I'll never be hip then. I've been a little overweight but not obese, and I've been thin and ripped when I was much younger and a regular athlete. Through it all, I've always sweated profusely, especially from my head. My son has the same condition. Yesterday, he and a bunch of friends were outside playing and running around. Most of the other kids' heads were totally dry, but my boy looked like he had just climbed out of a pool. And he's not fat, at all. He has awesome six-pack abs at age five!

Signed,

Ol' Sweaty, who will never be hip.