What's this thread about?
Norman Invasions, I think.
Here's a funny one. I was just in Ireland--a friend there told me this one. His friend was home with the kids one day, when there was a knock at the door. One of the kids opened it, and said, "Mom, there are Normans at the door!" They were actually Mormons, but an alert for Normans probably hasn't been heard in those parts for quite a while.