Update: I found this line of city/urban tires from Maxxis (i.e, CST), which looks great. Reflective sidewalls, lightweight, kevlar band for puncture resistance, light/moderate tread, available in both 559 and 622. The only reason it doesn't look perfect is the hard durometer center rubber, which I'd like to be softer, but it seems you can't have everything.

Suomi Tires apparently makes some fantastic looking urban tires too with softer rubber made for Scandinavian country climates, but as far as I can tell, they are entirely unavailable here in the 'States. In fact, the entire internet barely has any mention of them, although their hardcore winter tires are relatively popular.