... But what am I going to do with my polka dot number?
Wall art? (Wife differs.)
Defer to wife.
Bedroom wear (a bit restrictive, and again, wife differs.)
Bedroom wear? Um...ok. See above. I guess 14 y.o. fantasies and grownup fantasies differ. I don't want to know any more.
Wear it hidden under a rain layer?
Don't even put it on your skin.
Maybe French eBay? Unless your friend visits again and expects to see it.