I could get started on the definition but I'd wander off to watch "Gunsmoke" re-runs before "Chapter 1:5 speed cogs" was done.

A while ago I laughed out loud at a cocktail party (yes, old people still do cocktail parties) when the local dentist, Captain Fast, was going on and on and on about the electric ( or hydraulic ) shifting on his Speca-rello/Pinna-lized uber road bike. I thought it was a joke, maybe it is?

-Bandera