I have been Googling "Handlebar Mounted Taser with Detachable leads ever since I got serious about biking. I guess there is my level of serious and the Anal Retentive Spandez Snakez level of serious.

Pam's list is very appropriate. I have two general rules which mimic highway driving.

1. Stay to the far right except to pass.

2. Be aware defensive.

A general life principle handles the rest, Grin and Bare it! oops, I think I mean Bear it, maybe............mooning someone on a ride is probably bad taste and dangerous.