The ones that drop everything the moment he walks in the door to make him the #1 priority, put his bike to the front of the line of bikes to be worked on, all work takes less than 10 minutes so he does not have to wait long, and it is free.

Oh, right, it is an imaginary ideal that could never exist, and if it did, it would not be there long. To be clear - this is a round-about way of saying that the expectations are beyond unrealistic - the bike shops "killing it" are a product of Surreal's imagination, and they are not limited to the rules which pertain to the real world.